Cynical Affirmations

Marsoni

M251S

$41.00

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Cynical AffirmationsCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for validating your contempt

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Best sunscreen! if your like me and actually anti sunscreen and have gone down too many rabbit holes, this is the sunscreen for you! Conspiracy theorist approve! I purchased so my in laws wouldn’t harass me about not putting sunscreen on my kids. I also like it doesn’t leave a thick residue on them. Great ingredients.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026

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Jameson Family

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 5

Protects without all the junk

Size: 3 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

This sunscreen is free of all the nasty fillers and gets the job done without being white and filmy on the skin.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026

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Amazon Customer

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 4

Good stuff

Size: 3 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Thick kinda hard to spread but all mineral sunscreens are. It does offer good protection a d is water proof

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Reviewed in the United States on March 15, 2026

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Aubrey

Grantham, US

★★★★★ 5

Great non-toxic sunscreen option!!

Size: 3 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Very happy with the ingredients in this sunscreen! I feel great about putting it on my skin. Just know it leaves a pretty noticeable white sheen when you wear it. I've noticed that a lot with natural sunscreens but it's worth it!

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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2026

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Jacobo Baena

Port Orchard, US

★★★★★ 3

Very heave texture.

Size: 6 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

The texture is very heavy and greasy, and it leaves a white cast that takes quite a while to disappear. It’s probably fine for the body during beach days, but not for daily use — especially not on the face.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026